My New Favourite Show

Hello all you potential minions in the blog world. If you're reading this you probably don't have much to do with your time, which makes you ripe for the picking when it comes to the kind of mind control I employ to transform you into my unholy winged monkey army of the night. Just by reading that last ridiculous sentence you have already begun the transformation. I'm enjoying the first day of my reading week, avoiding studying for my remaining midterms. I've discovered a fast way to download some of my favourite tv shows that I often don't get to see on peasant vision (not well anyway) and have found that I am completely addicted to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. The kind of mind control they exert over me makes them both my heroes and my arch nemesies (plural for nemesis). It's so cool how they design and rebuild an entire house in seven days, and I have to admit that I fall for the sob stories hook, line and sinker. I don't even care that I'm being cruelly manipulated into watching the show, it just touches my cynical heart when they show up at a deserving families door and especially when the families come home and see everything. If there is any hope for redemption from my cynicism, this show has to be it. I highly recommend anyone reading this to watch it. Heck, it would be a better use of your time than reading this garbage. Actually, I order you to watch it. You might as well get used to obeying my every whim, if you've read this far your mind is already under my control.