Ode to an Appendix

I have about thirty minutes to kill here in the computer lab, so I thought I would regale you all with the happenings of my day. I went to class. I did homework. ...... That's about it. When did my life become so boring? Oh yeah, WHEN I WENT TO FREAKIN SCHOOL!!! I only have one year left now, finally I can say that, but I don't think I'll make it. Seriously, I think my appendix will crawl out of my ear in disgust after I made it sit through so many boring lectures and homework assignments. The appendix isn't as patient an organ as everyone thinks it is. How could you just sit quietly, doing what it is appendixes do, without demanding some excitment as payment for years of unrelenting service? I have been so selfish, taken so much for granted from my appendix. Appy (that's my appendixes name), tonight I'm treating you to poutine at the RATT. Oooh, he just quivered with anticipation.