I'm Lovin' It

Hello increasingly sparse group of cynical fans,
I was just carefully scrutinizing my McDonald's drink cup and noticed all of the fit, happy, energetic young people plastered over every spare surface. All of them are apparently "Lovin' It" as they enjoy McDonald's questionably nutritious meals and then take part in activities such as karate, gymnastics or soccer. For some reason I doubt that anyone who can do the iron cross on those gymnastics rings would be eating at McDonald's. As I observed this interesting paradox I glanced out my window at the space and science centre, and wondered what kind of exhibit they might be able to come up with that uses McDonald's as a theme. Would it be concerning the near toxic ingredients in their food, or the diabolically subtle advertisements that manipulate gullible people (such as myself) into thinking that eating at McDonald's will help one become athlete of the week? Maybe I could team up with McDonald's, using our manipulative genius together to rule the world with a cynical iron fist, made easier by the inability of the population to muster much more physical prowess then to put their Big Macs in their mouths. Colourful advertisements could give the misleading impression that the best way to enjoy life is trust no one while eating at McDonald's. I wonder what our slogan would be?
"Trust no one, eat a Big Mac"
"Just eat the Big Mac you stupid Jerk"
"Want to suck less? eat a Big Mac"
"Think critically, shut up, eat a Big Mac"
"Only mindless sheep don't eat Big Macs"
"Not eating McDonald's? Why don't you just hand the world over to the terrorists?"

If you have any suggestions for a fiendishly manipulative and clever slogan, leave a quick response to this blog. Come on you jerk, just leave a response!