The Dawn of a New Era

Salutations to my diminutive population of minions who still venture into this squalid hole of cynicism from time to time,
My postings seem to be becoming more and more infrequent, however, there is no need to despair. My cynicism continues unabated and with more than enough ignorance throughout the world to feed it like a cannibalistic ant in charge of the hatchery. I must admit, not a little of that ignorance is contributed by yours truly, although that input will be conspicuously ignored for the purposes of mockery and scorn that are predominant on this blog.
Sometimes I think of cynicism as a power source, and of the various ways of expressing it as the power tools which are powered by this cynical force of cynicism. My armada of instruments to dispense cynical justice grows daily, and I am happy to report that a new weapon in the arsenal is being developed as we speak. I recently acquired Flash MX 2004, a program that is used to create animations, games and graphic designs for web pages. Just think of the potential, no longer would my bitter harangues be limited only to text, but full motion multimedia extravaganzas of egocentric dissertations are not only possible, but well nigh inevitable. Instead of simply overusing the thesaurus to try and keep peoples attention, I could overwhelm their senses with an onslaught of cynical images, animations and even subliminal messages. Oh, my very soul quivers with anticipation at the thought of all the possible possibilities. We are at the dawn of a new age. We are about to embark on a journey that many said was impossible, or at the very least, not worth the effort. But nothing is impossible for those who look down their noses at the world, and I will make that effort to be even more of an obnoxious, arrogant, cynical jerk until the entire world bows down before me. BWAA HA HA HA HA!