Superman Returns

Greetings my suprising loyal army of cynical minions,
I must admit, after my extended absence of he last month I thought that there was no hope for a triumphant return for me, but the cynical encouragement by my cynical horde brought me out of the slump of dispare that had driven me from my fortress of solitude. Actually, it wasn't so much dispare as it was... how can I put it.... laziness. But no, even as I say that I know that deep down it wasn't just laziness, but also a fear of failure. I started to realize that my previous posts have set the bar so high for deep, meaninful, life changing epiphanies that I couldn't possibly keep up the level of quality that my loving fans have come to expect. It is a difficult burden to bear, and one that nearly drove me to lay down my sceptre of cynicism for good. Luckily several things happened to bring me back to the lonely pulpit of the fortress of solitude.
One of those things (and arguably the most exciting) is the impending release of the newest superman movie, Superman Returns. After years of being absent, Superman returns to Metropolis to find Lois Lane has moved on, and the world has learned to get along without him. Superman must find his place in this changed world. Obviously this is so similar to my situation that I couldn't help but check for tiny cameras in my apartment documenting my every move, for how could it be simply coincedence that this storyline so closely resemebles my own. Once again Superman has inspired me, by showing me that no matter how long the absence, the world needs Superman to Return. And the world needs the cynical ramblings that can only be found here in the fortress of solitude in the 780 area code. What would my cynical minions do without my disortations ont the evils of every day life that must be fought with rambling rants, overuse of commas, and poor spelng and gram'mer.? Nothing, that's what they would do. Although Lois Lane may have moved on in Supermans absence, my cynical minions have made it clear that without my leadership they are a pathetic bunch, consantly stumbling blindly through the maze of cynicism with no hope of finding the exit through which cynicism can guide them to enlightenment. So have no fear, my cynical friends. I am back, and barring another onset of remarkable laziness you will not have to wander in the wilderness anymore. I'm back.